I cant wait for the day that someone liveblogs their breakup.
I could have, but didn’t feel like being that guy who puts his business all over some social networking site. Even though I know damn well she deserves it. I can’t do it.
I made @icrashednebula come with me to the DMV. #bestfriendever #ihatethisplace (Taken with instagram)
That horrible moment when you wake up incredibly horny,
And you have no one to share your boner with :’(
Got the boys. Got the beers. Got the brauts. And we got the A’s game today. #digginit #picstitch (Taken with instagram)
Bad lighting. Cuts and bruises. Sore and peeling hands. How’d you earn your 8 hours? #picstitch #douchepost (Taken with instagram)
Fuck.
(via fieryfingers)
BONER ALERT
Drayton, put the boner down.
the boner police arrived, and I demand to see a lawyer
You showed it to a blind, mute! No lawyer on earth is gonna help that case
……how do i show my boner to a blind person Wade..
By whipping it out in front of them? Doesn’t mean they can see it! Which just makes you weird and partially insane
BONER ALERT
Drayton, put the boner down.
the boner police arrived, and I demand to see a lawyer
You showed it to a blind, mute! No lawyer on earth is gonna help that case
