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Nothing but beer in my system today

I should probably eat something… Nah

Jul 31st

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Only one up on a Friday night huh?

Probably just the only one home alone on a Friday night God, I’m cool

Jul 30th

Friends left

Now time to overthink myself into a bad mood. Joey left me Corona’s. Maybe lifes not that bad after all -_-

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Drinking heavily with Joey Najera

I need a texting buddy GO

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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linsizzzle asked: I most ssdd just look younger then I am k thx <3

Jul 30th

Jul 29th

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I don't miss days like these

Not one fucking bit

Jul 29th

OFFICIALLY GETTING OFF

TUMBLR IS TOO COOL FOR ME LATERZZZZ

Jul 29th

OHHHHH GOD

I’M GOING TO HELL HAHAHAHAHA SEEE YOIU THERE!

Jul 29th

FUCK NICKI MINAJ

SHE FAKE, THO

Jul 29th

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MARISSA SAYS I CAN'T HANG WIF BIG BOOTY BITCHES

ON THAT NOTE, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO DEPART. I NO LONGER HAVE NO REASON FOR LIVING. GOOD NIGHT, TUMBLR I’M GONNA CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP SORRY NICKI AND LIL’ KIM. I JUST CAN’T SWANG THA LUMBER PEACE EASY

Jul 29th

MARISSA WON'T LET ME LISTEN TO SHADY

rissalady: ismangit: NOT NICE. HE’S THE ILLEST ALRIGHT NOW I’M IN CAPS LOCK MODE. I DID NOT STOP YOU FROM LISTENING TO HIM, AT ALL! YOU’RE IN YOUR OWN WOLD! SHE LITERALLY BEAT ME UP, TUMBLR WORLD. ASK SHADY

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

MARISSA WON'T LET ME LISTEN TO SHADY

NOT NICE. HE’S THE ILLEST

Jul 29th

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Last word from Wade:

rissalady: ismangit: rissalady: “FUCK” And then he hung up. ……….. ………….KAY BYE. I HAD TO FIGHT OFF VELOCIRAPTORS!!!! HOW BAD DO YOU FEEL NOW?? You are unbelievably nuts. I’M ALSO INCREDIBLY AWESOME. SO IT BALANCES OUT. I WIN

Jul 29th

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Last word from Wade:

rissalady: “FUCK” And then he hung up. ……….. ………….KAY BYE. I HAD TO FIGHT OFF VELOCIRAPTORS!!!! HOW BAD DO YOU FEEL NOW??

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

TUMBLR SUCKS

AM I NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH???

Jul 29th

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FUCK HARDCORE

IT’S ALL ABOUT EM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCSLJD0AgQ

Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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Jul 29th

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empiric asked: dis hoe....

Jul 29th

HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE UP AND ALONE ON A THURSDAY...

THERE’S NO WAY

Jul 29th

SHIT IS WHACK

YEP. WHACK

Jul 29th

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QUESTIONS

ASK THEM

Jul 29th

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NO ONE'S ON RIGHT NOW

rissalady: ismangit: rissalady: ismangit: I’M SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS FROM NOW ON SAY SUMBOUTIT This is my psycho best friend, Wade, everybody. WHY PSYCHO??? I’M COMPLETELY SANE!!!! I love youuuuuuu sane psychooooo. UHH HUUUUUHHHHHHHHH

Jul 29th

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NO ONE'S ON RIGHT NOW

rissalady: ismangit: I’M SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS FROM NOW ON SAY SUMBOUTIT This is my psycho best friend, Wade, everybody. WHY PSYCHO??? I’M COMPLETELY SANE!!!!

Jul 29th

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NO ONE'S ON RIGHT NOW

I’M SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS FROM NOW ON SAY SUMBOUTIT

Jul 29th

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FUCK KREYSHAWN

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU SPELL IT SHE’S NOT FUCKING WORTH IT SHE’S A DISGRACE TO MUSIC FUCK HER K. NIGHT

Jul 29th

Drunk and depressed

Not good

Jul 29th

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Listening to my roommate/best friend Smang the...

So tight

Jul 29th

Leave a word, any word, inside my ask box, and I...

coffinfodder: ame-morte: OH MY GOD YES PLEASE. ^ PLEASE TRY ME

Jul 29th

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E.Geaux Ramblings: I’m not an ass.I would never... →

egeaux: I’m not an ass. I would never cheat on someone. I’m that nice guy that never has a problem with anyone. I’m that nice guy that never says no. I’m the kind of guy that would do anything for someone. I’m the kind of guy that will make a cake if you’re having a hard time. I’m the one that will… becasue no one’s worth your time yet. Ladies and Gentlemen, my little...

Jul 29th

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