Wade has the power to make duplicates of himself. He has mastered the ability to copy the size of his assailants and he developed the talent to deflect deadly radiation. Wade has learned to transform his body into shadow and he carries a deadly club that can force rivals to run in fear. He likewise has been known to tunnel through solid fire and he is able to transform sand into water. Wade can transform any giraffe into string and he possesses the power to kick mental shockwaves from his minigun against a series of combatants. Also, he boasts all of the powers and talents of a rhinoceros, however only while concentrating. Wade has a reputation for an overwhelming agility and he can sculpt and mold all wood with a thought. He also can take control of electricity and bend it to his will and he rides a staggering horse into battle. Wade can absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it toward a distant area. Sadly, Wade endures the burden of being ill-mannered.
Fuck tonight. Gonna force myself to sleep. I want nothing to do with this night anymore.
One more to go.
Somebody beer me, stat. Poppa’s thirsty
I did. Its kinda growing on me, not gonna lie. But I’m also never gonna lie about your looks, you stud
Who’s with me?
If you like reblogging shit
It’s totally Wade hahah
This heat needs to go the fuck away already.