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Thank god for smart phones. I can still use wifi!! Pumped. This has been a post. From the world’s most boring blog ever created. You’re welcome. Find me on these other sites if you’d like to contact me: Twitter: @DeLaGeauxch4L Facebook: Wade Gautreaux And for iPhone users: Instagram: DeLaGeauxch4L None of you will take this advantage. That’s ok. I’m still...
I have the worst blog of all time.
Nothing interesting. Nothing cool to stay.
I'm in desperate need of conversation.
Who’s helping me out?
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Mikey and Matt:
FUCKING BRING IT.
I literally hate every single one of you that...
You all suck. Your lives need work. Be perfect like me. Goodnight. Eat a bag of dicks before you sleep. Fuck off
Went to BJ's tonight with the main crew
Booze, steak, and friends. All I need. Now. A little tipsy. Gonna play some Madden 08 on PS2. Someone talk to me. In need of some convo
Guess I deserve that.
Oh wow, I'm a piece of shit.
You have no idea.
send me some?
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
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If you’re good at something, never do it for free.– The Joker
I wanna stretch my ears out again so bad :/
As soon as I find out if it’s ok or not for my next job and profession, I’m doing it. A piercing or two may be in the works as well. Tattoos are a given.
Boring ass, non-talkative, mother fuckers. I hate this site
Someone ask me shit?
If you don’t, I’ll be motivated to force choke a small dog
And I shouldn’t have one. Fuck you
Fap and crash.
Night, Tumblr. I know I’m repulsive.
Someone ask me shit.
I’ll even take anonymous hate! Feelin froggy
I haven't done the mattress mumbo in quite some...
This is a problem.
I wish I had more time to be on Tumblr...
Totally kidding. I have a life. I’ve strictly turned into a troll on my social networking sites. I just look through them and go about my business. I also never have anything of real worth to contribute to these sites. Bummer, man. Oh well
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Just got back from epic NHL 12 battles
Whos up and wants to text this douchebag?
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Oh my god. New Dark Knight Rises trailer left me speechless. I’ve never been more excited for a movie. And probably won’t be until they turn Coheed & Cambria’s concept into a feature film. Fanboying hard. Batman for life
Fuck you pussys
I have no idea why I feel the need to be so mean right now. But, either way, you all suck. I will fight you. You all bitch wayyyyy too much. Take a dick in the butt. I’ll fight you. Shut up.
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Holy shit, Red Bull and Vodkas
Reunited with best bud/private second class Gage...
Happy as fuck. Let the celebration drinks commence. Yeah, it’s two in the morning. No, we don’t care. Missed the fuck out of this kid.
When all else fails:
Just say, Welp
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