April 2012
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Hey, pussies.
Life goes on. If you’re letting someone else hold you back or bring you down, you don’t deserve what you have. Simple as that. YOU have to be happy for YOU. Dont let ANYBODY tell you any different. You’re your own master/boss/worst enemy. The only one that can bring you down is yourself. You have no excuse why you can’t succeed. Stop bitching.
sharks lost and out of the playoffs
iliterallydontsmokeanyweed:
seriously shitty.
Always next year :/
You’re trippin if you EVER think the Sharks will win one in our lifetime. Whatevers wrong in our system, AIN’T FUCKIN WORKIN. This team doesn’t deserve a cup. Not right now.
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I'm not saying they're out, but the Sharks gotta...
Did you lose your heart along the way? Do you not remember what you had to do to get here? Well, you better start fucking remembering. Cause you’re lookin like a bunch of sorry mother fuckers right now. No heart. No fight. Find yourselves and get this back. I know this seasons not over.
thedaywedied:
If future historians look back and study the lifestyles of the youth of today, they are going to unanimously conclude “what the fuck?”
Fuck Yeah San Jose Sharks: Fair warning... →
stephtronic:
TUMBLR PLAYOFFS GUIDE:
Be prepared to lose followers. Any non-hockey followers may openly express their disdain during the next several weeks.
Your fellow fans will be your best friends.
Massive amounts of team spam will occur. (see also: #1)
Be prepared to make enemies,…
You mad, Vancouver/Pittsburg fans?? See, now I’m just starting shit hahaha. That’s ok....
Eminem was just on at Coachella
I got on late but he sang “Forgot About Dre” and “Til I Collapse”. Needless to say, I lost my shit.
This week fucking blows. My best friend leaving...
Depression mode: On
Ask me shit
iliterallydontsmokeanyweed:
I’m chilling with wade.
It’s true. I am Wade
Because we're all really bored
A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favourite band.
C. What I like most about people
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favourite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. Something I hate
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favourite place to shop at?
O. My eye colour.
P. Why I hate school.
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Z. How are you?
I'm this bored
Holy shit, I'm drunk.
My spelling is impeccable though. Many gifts I have. Why am I up?
Nothing makes going to sleep more difficult
call911noww:
Than a boner
Jerk it, bro.
I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES. I DON'T WANNA FALL...
FUCKIN STEVE TYLER. YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. YOU’VE BIRTHED A BEAUTIFUL DAIGHTER.
BRUCE WILLIS JUST SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR AFFLECK.
AFFLECK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU TREAT LIV TYLER RIGHT, GOD DAMNIT. BRUCE DIED FOR YOU. FOR US. THE MAN IS A GOD DAMN AMERICAN HERO.
THEY JUST GOT TO 800 FEET.
THE WORLD IS FUCKING SAVED!!!
Watching Armageddon, drunk.
SHITS FUCKING BLOWING MY MIND. BRUCE WILLIS FOR PRESIDENT.
Dance!
thedaywedied:
Too much booty in the pants.
YES, MICHAEL
If all my followers donated $1 we'd reach our goal →
call911noww:
iliterallydontsmokeanyweed:
and it would mean the world to me if any of you could help out.
Please help
I’m getting paid today. Hookin y’all up with a $20 spot.
If a girl gets grossed out by you farting in front...
iliterallydontsmokeanyweed:
She’s not the one
Brutal honesty hour:
A - If I'm in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I've done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.
Drunk.
Yep.
Rudy. Travis.
Thank you. Thank you so much for this day hahahahaha