May 2012
Mood: Cynical
Prove me wrong.
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And pretend that what is known, does not exist.
And you will find a light that shined so long ago.
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danielkillsit:
Life’s too short to drink shitty beer.
Preach it, Daniel.
thedaywedied:
I lost my virginity at 18.
19. Top that.
thedaywedied:
I cant wait for the day that someone liveblogs their breakup.
I could have, but didn’t feel like being that guy who puts his business all over some social networking site. Even though I know damn well she deserves it. I can’t do it.
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That horrible moment when you wake up incredibly...
And you have no one to share your boner with :’(
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rogue-squadron:
ismangit:
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ismangit:
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BONER ALERT
Drayton, put the boner down.
the boner police arrived, and I demand to see a lawyer
You showed it to a blind, mute! No lawyer on earth is gonna help that case
……how do i show my boner to a blind person Wade..
By whipping it out in front of them? Doesn’t mean they can see it! Which just makes...
rogue-squadron:
ismangit:
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BONER ALERT
Drayton, put the boner down.
the boner police arrived, and I demand to see a lawyer
You showed it to a blind, mute! No lawyer on earth is gonna help that case
rogue-squadron:
BONER ALERT
Drayton, put the boner down.
Not even Tumblr is entertaining.
I need something to fucking do.
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ladyxvader:
One does not simply have only one slice of pizza.
Minimum: Five.
iliterallydontsmokeanyweed:
the new for the fallen dreams song is absolutely terrible
Friend:
Someone who cares about your well being, likes to be around you, WANTS to be around you, and would do anything for you. Let alone tries keeping in touch with you. You didn’t do any of those things very well. Therefore, you weren’t a true friend. Sorry for the inconvenience.