The Dark Knight Rises teaser trailers starting to...
Looks like I’m not watching tv too much for the next few weeks.
thedaywedied: “I should delete that…” Is what I say before not deleting pictures from my phone. Every. Single. Time.
Why am I watching Dear John for more than five...
Don’t let it be that kind of day, brain. I would not appreciate that.
Keep telling yourself you're happy.
See how long that lasts.
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
hervacationh0me: Guy: You’re beautiful Girl: No I’m not Guy:
Place a deadly sin in my ask
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
I will fully admit, right now, that sometimes, I...
Hate on it.
I get tired so early now.
I’m in bed on a Friday night, exhausted… And unexplainably aroused. Why do I feel the need to tell you this? No fucking clue. Delirium is a bitch. I need someone to do me while I sleep. And when I wake up, I’d make us breakfast. Perfect.
I need a vacation.
Get me the fuck outta here
Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
iliterallydontsmokeanyweed: I want to rip my hair out
No likes, reblogs or asks in I don't know how...
You people are boring as fuck. Does my blog not amuse you? Why do I have one of these? It either just makes me hate people, think about relationships, or beat off. All of which, are very depressing subjects. Eat my ass, you jagaloons.
You don't mean what you say, 'cause you don't know...
You’re just as lost as I am.
People need to realize how incredibly awesome the...
People also need to realize how bias I am towards Will Smith. How can you not be?
None of you even watch baseball.
Or anything other than your computer screens for that matter. Greatness happened tonight. Sheer joy for an entire nation of fans. A perfect game. Only the 22nd of all time. Think about that. It takes an entire team to accomplish that. I’m still I’m shock. Wow. I love this game.