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i kinda want a tail, but only if it’s a fox tail.
Yuck. Tails.
I think that even implying that you have a tail of an animal for fashion is ugly. Fake or not.
it’s not for fashion. it’s a butt plug with a tail.
Clearly. Have you not seen the stupid fox tails people have on their keys, etc? I said “Yuck. Tails”. I was obviously implying that I meant tails in general.
Whether there is a key chain or a fucking butt plug attached, it’s ugly.
shut the fuck up.
This shit is fucking creepy. Stop.
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tattoo blog x
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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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They call me, “The Party Crasher”. Hardest difficulty for my first time, ever; and I’m almost done. Don’t get me wrong, it took a while. Why am I posting this to Instagram? Good lord, I need to sleep.
Playing Arkham Asylum till my eyes bleed cause no one wants to talk. Aaaaaaaaaand go