i kinda want a tail, but only if it’s a fox tail.
I think that even implying that you have a tail of an animal for fashion is ugly. Fake or not.
it’s not for fashion. it’s a butt plug with a tail.
Clearly. Have you not seen the stupid fox tails people have on their keys, etc? I said “Yuck. Tails”. I was obviously implying that I meant tails in general.
Whether there is a key chain or a fucking butt plug attached, it’s ugly.
shut the fuck up.
This shit is fucking creepy. Stop.
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tattoo blog x
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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
They call me, “The Party Crasher”. Hardest difficulty for my first time, ever; and I’m almost done. Don’t get me wrong, it took a while. Why am I posting this to Instagram? Good lord, I need to sleep.
Playing Arkham Asylum till my eyes bleed cause no one wants to talk. Aaaaaaaaaand go