The Home of the Whopper
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
dont ever flirt with me one day and not do it the next
Is it a hipster thing? Is this generation that bored/lazy? Either way it’s annoying as shit. I’m gonna make a great grumpy old man one day.
ϟ Monsters-themed Asks!
Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Do you have any regrets?
Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Do you miss anyone right now?
If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
What are you like when you’re by yourself?
How far would you go to keep the one you love?
What would you change about yourself?
If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
What’s one thing you can’t live without?
Reasons why I’ll probably be deleting all of my social networking accounts:
Facebook: I’m tired of seeing the people I knew in high school having the same mentality they had in high school. Or having kids.
Instagram: Basically twitter, but add endless selfies and pictures of food.
Tumblr: It reminds me of all the cool shit I don’t have and all of the incredible women not in my life (jk my bed)
I owe you a ten second car.